On a "Quiet" Day, President Kicks out Reporters and Toddlers, Invites in Sheep {Vocal Edition}
White House tries to bring order to chaos with chaotic announcements about order
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J.P. Prag
May 29, 2023
President's First Priority? Aliens from Outer Space {Vocal Edition}
While extraterrestrials were not found, the United States government was hiding something much more nefarious
J.P. Prag
May 22, 2023
President to Apply "Nutritional Facts Labels" to Foreign Countries {Vocal Edition}
Americans put in danger by rash act to give every nation in the world a "freedom score"
J.P. Prag
May 15, 2023
Full Citizenship Extended to American "Nationals" {Vocal Edition}
President finds a way to bypass Congress, the Supreme Court, and the written law
J.P. Prag
May 8, 2023
Race to the 51st State: Puerto Rico vs. D.C. vs. Everywhere Else {Vocal Edition}
With the President's backing, will the territories of the United States ascend to Statehood or, perhaps, finally be free?
J.P. Prag
May 1, 2023
After Bulldozing Internationalism, President Announces "New Manifest Destiny" {Vocal Edition}
Which nations are most likely to join an expanded United States?
J.P. Prag
Apr 24, 2023
Allies Protest Recall of American Troops {Vocal Edition}
No more "World Police" if the President's new policy is implemented
J.P. Prag
Apr 17, 2023
United States Set to Leave and Abolish United Nations {Vocal Edition}
President unleashes harsh tirade on failings of the transnational organization before orchestrating its ultimate demise
J.P. Prag
Apr 10, 2023
Fears Mount over Unilateral Nuclear Disarmament {Vocal Edition}
Is the world getting closer to nuclear disaster because of the President's actions?
J.P. Prag
Apr 3, 2023
Native Americans React to New Presidential Order {Vocal Edition}
President apologizes to indigenous people for first time; looks to set up reparations, infrastructures, integration, and more
J.P. Prag
Mar 27, 2023
Türkiye Recalls Ambassador in Response to Assyrian Genocide Acknowledgement {Vocal Edition}
President surprises and upsets key ally by bringing little-known Sayfo to the forefront
J.P. Prag
Mar 20, 2023
Guantanamo Bay to Shut Down, Terrorists Brought to Mainland {Vocal Edition}
President attempts to sidestep history, Congress, and the law by completely closing Gitmo and returning it to Cuba
J.P. Prag
Mar 13, 2023
President Declares "Party is Over", Leaves After Shocking Attendees {Vocal Edition}
Controversies amassed even before the new President took the Oath of Office, and then ballooned immediately afterwards
J.P. Prag
Mar 6, 2023
PREVIEW: 254 Days to Impeachment
The Future History of the First Independent President
J.P. Prag
Feb 28, 2023
ON SALE NOW: 254 Days to Impeachment
The Future History of the First Independent President
J.P. Prag
Feb 20, 2023
Vote with your Hate {Vocal Edition}
Ranked choice is about who you prefer... negative voting can get rid of those you despise!
J.P. Prag
Feb 13, 2023
Graduation Day from Electoral College {Vocal Edition}
The Electoral College is horribly undemocratic and the antithesis to the American ideal
J.P. Prag
Feb 6, 2023
What is the President's Job? {Vocal Edition}
Candidates need to stop making promises for things they have zero control over
J.P. Prag
Feb 3, 2023
Something is coming... (February 28, 2023)
254 Days to Impeachment: The Future History of the First Independent President
J.P. Prag
Jan 30, 2023
It's Past Time for Term Limits {Vocal Edition}
No one should spend their entire lives serving in government
J.P. Prag
Jan 23, 2023
Sorry, we're going to have to cut your hours {Vocal Edition}
Congress needs to be Constitutionally forced into "working" less
J.P. Prag
Jan 16, 2023
Payroll Reduction for Congress {Vocal Edition}
Congresspeople are paid way too much and need a massive pay cut
J.P. Prag
Jan 9, 2023
Real Law about Onion Rings Made From Diced Onions {Vocal Edition}
Bills like this one are why all of them need an automatic expiration date
J.P. Prag
Jan 2, 2023
Radical Plan: Make Congress Actually Vote! {Vocal Edition}
Attempting to circumvent the legislative process should be treason
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